I love these, but I tend to only fill them out partially and then get distracted and forget about it. xD

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Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not):
1. Halex Alani
2. Alton Merritt
3. Trent Durian

1. Number one, what was your childhood like?

Halex: Very happy, I have a kickass family.

2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)

Trent: I wouldn't have abused my ability like I did to help the band.

3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?

Alton: Mortal. Why the hell would anyone want to be immortal and miserable?

4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?

Trent: 171 last time I checked.

5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...

Halex: Yes, I have. No, it wasn't my fault that the bitch asked me to do something fucked up.

6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)

Alton: Washing machines? Really? Anyway...I would send a washing machine flying at the guy. The end.

7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.

Trent: Yo momma so stupid that she...fuck it, I hate jokes.

8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)

Halex: Mervy. *sings* My buddy, my buddy, wherever I go, she goes...

9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.

Alton: Uhhh...*looks over at Halex*
Come on, you can tell it.
Alton: I don't want her to know.
Halex: *slowly looks over at him* What?
Alton: N-nothing. It's nothing. I don't have one.

10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)

Halex: Rock, metal, triphop, some pop, techno, and others. I can play the piano.
Alton: I like rock and metal. I can't play any instruments.
Trent: My tastes are similar to Halex's. My band is hard rock to metal, I guess. I can play guitar, piano, violin, and I'm the vocalist of the band.

11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?

Halex: Getting challenged by random strangers. You'd think the people around here would learn by now...

12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...

Trent: my dearest love.

12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...

Alton: easy to manipulate.

13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...

Halex: is my best friend...other best friend.

14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?

Alton: I would have to say Halex is the most humourous, I'm the most reserved.
Halex: Yeah, and Trent would be the most outgoing. Stinky? What the balls?
Trent: Stinky balls? What are we talking about?

15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!

Trent: a poem.

16. What is your favorite word, number one?

Halex: Fucknuts.
Alton: Hal, that's not a-
Halex: Fuck you! D:<

17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do?

Trent: Mind control count?

18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?

Alton: I know a little Russian.

19. What is your nationality, character number one?

Halex: American?...

20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.

Alton: Peas, I can't stand asparagus.

21. What scares you the most, character three?

Trent: My side effect getting too out of hand.

22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?

Trent: That the only good thing about my side effect is that's it's given me a lot of practice. Hint hint Halex.
Alton: What the hell does that mean? Practice for what? What's your side effect?!
Halex: Hmm, maybe. One day.
Alton: One day what? What the fuck are you guys talking about? I will kill him if he's talking about what I think he's talking about.
Trent: Alton, look in my eyes.
Alton: What? *stares him straight in the eyes* ...what was I talking about? Are the questions over?